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Misc.Apr 12, 2021
BloombergRasr83

I will do the needful and revert back to you.

So.. America was a British colony too. After the British gave up on them, they developed their own dialect of English. India was a British colony too and 70 ~ 75 years after gaining independence from the Brits, we have developed our own dialect of English. If Americans can literally come up with their own words like "Pants", "Apartment", "Sweater", "Sneakers" and people agree with them and consider it valid usage of the language. Why the hell are we Indians not allowed to say "We will do the needful and revert back to you?" Who the fuck gets to decide what is correct English and incorrect English? Some snobby little prick in Yale/Oxford? Do we Indians have no say in this at all? Well, guess what. We have more people living in India than in the US, Canada, Ireland, UK, Australia, New Zealand combined. And if 1.3 billion people say "do the needful", then do the fucking needful and add it to the god damn dictionary already lol.

Google een Apr 12, 2021

I am Indian. “Do the needful” and “revert back” is fucking dumb and don’t try to pretend that it’s not. Why the hell are you comparing it with words like “pants” lmao.

Microsoft artvandel Apr 12, 2021

So who made you the authority on what is what. Fuck off.

Intel vDtj41 Apr 12, 2021

@een, Haan tu toh Shakespeare ka beta hai na.

Microsoft Undecided- Apr 27, 2021

@artvandel - Who gave the person that came up with “do the needful” authority? You’re perfectly free to use it. I’m also perfectly free to say what the fuck are you saying?

Microsoft giannis Apr 12, 2021

Except yall a third world country for now so nah

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

I always wanted to ask an American this. Can you define what a third-world country is without Googling the meaning of that phrase?

Amazon kjjfdd Apr 12, 2021

I am not an American. A good example nearby would be downtown Seattle.

Northrop Grumman NLogN^2 Apr 12, 2021

Another good example would be Flint, Michigan.

McAfee JimmyChoo Apr 12, 2021

Because “revert back” is like saying chai tea

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

Who cares, if that phrase is redundant. That phrase is India's contribution to English-Vinglish :)

Google cgek847 Apr 12, 2021

Which is exactly what they say here ironically :) ‘chai tea’.

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thirdtime Apr 12, 2021

The real answer is because you’re in America and Americans don’t like other English people. So if you’re claiming England they don’t like you automatically.

Zillow Group Moly Apr 12, 2021

You are allowed to say it, and people are allowed to laugh at it. Brits laugh at how Americans say certain words like badminton, Americans laugh at how Brits say words like aluminum. Everyone laughs at weird aussie phrases. Lighten up.

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

Well if you spell color as colour in an IELTS/TOEFL/GRE exam or in your statement of purpose, it is not regarded as a spelling mistake. but if you write "needful" they will count that as a grammatical mistake!

Microsoft Undecided- Apr 27, 2021

Because it is. You’re comparison is of dissimilar things. Apples and oranges. Needful is not simply a different spelling of another word.

Microsoft Bill Gate$ Apr 12, 2021

Do the needful and delete this 💩 post

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

Go fuck yourself before reverting back to me.

Microsoft Bill Gate$ Apr 12, 2021

Me and your mom do the needful together 😉

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

Do it without your own mother you fucking hillbilly. I heard incest is very popular among your kind.

Northrop Grumman NLogN^2 Apr 12, 2021

It’s like the occasional Blind post I see where the person says “I am taking an interview telephonically” It’s just strange lol

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

How is that invalid, but phrases like this are valid: "Cat caught your tongue?" "Fell through the cracks" 'Beat around the bush" As a non-native English speaker, I always thought these expressions are grammatically incorrect too. But they are not. It feels like some random native English speaker decided what is right and we all have to abide by him.

Northrop Grumman NLogN^2 Apr 12, 2021

I mean for someone bilingual and speaking non native language it’s totally understandable. People here are dramatic. It’s just that all of those phrases you listed are really well known in the US. While “do the needful” I only learned through Blind

Walmart J0hnGalt Apr 13, 2021

@ Rasr83 Those are idioms you idiot ! they have meaning and make sense and are used as allegories or metaphors. You have sayings like those in all languages and yes, they are all grammatically correct. Stop embarrassing yourself

BNP Paribas 558yt98 Apr 12, 2021

You probably know the answer deep down but just in case you don't...it's because you don't have influence. It's the same reason why you don't decide how your tax money is spent or which direction Bloomberg goes in. If you wanna get technical it's because American English is considered the prestige dialect in international English. Prestige comes from influence. This is not a knock on Indian English btw, I agree with you that Indian English is unfairly looked down upon

Google ♥️🥜🧈 Apr 12, 2021

Another word that only Indians use - 'prepone' as the antonym for postpone :) Edit : Apparently, it is a real word except I've never heard this from anyone other than Indians. https://www.hindustantimes.com/columns/shashi-tharoor-s-word-of-the-week-prepone/story-08j6Nf5lHIuaSmS8TUfOAI_amp.html

Bloomberg Rasr83 OP Apr 12, 2021

Naa. That's actually a good word. A lot of dictionaries are on the fence on whether or not to include it. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/prepone#:~:text=A%20perfect%20example%20is%20prepone,have%20preponed%20the%20film's%20release. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/prepone ^ Cambridge dictionary marks it as Indian English. But in the case of "needful", a lot of dictionaries started including it already. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/needful https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/needful https://www.dictionary.com/browse/needful

Samsung tinda Apr 13, 2021

I was also going to post about this one. An American exec at my prev company, asked everyone to avoid using prepone and other similar words as they're not actual words. It's supposed to be 'move it earlier'. Wth!

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griddle Apr 12, 2021

Actually English people in the 17th century had an accent similar to present day Americans. It’s the English who have modified their accent since then, not the Americans.

BNY Mellon dUaY16 Apr 12, 2021

I feel like you’ve either read this somewhere and believe it, or you tried to land a joke and it failed... either way I’m intrigued

Naughty Dog SXEh12 Apr 13, 2021

America has 9 carrier strike groups, India has 0. Do the math.