Misc.Jan 21, 2018
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Toilet Privacy

What's the deal with American toilets? I'm European and I thought toilets were supposed have walls and doors. Now I have to shit behind raised cardboards? Where am I? In a barn? I can't get my self to shit outside my home. Any noise I make in a public toilet will echo to the outside. Does that mean I have to listen and make sure everyone who heard my farts leaves before I exit the poor excuse for a toilet cardboard box? The other day at one public toilet, this guy was asking me to pass him toilet paper while I am in the middle of a shit as he stares at me from the gap in the door. Wtf!

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Salesforce ct010 Jan 21, 2018

God bless the Toilets for disabled

Microsoft 🐙M🐙 Jan 21, 2018

Step 1: Find your nearest single stall “family” or “gender neutral” toilet Step 2: If there is no such thing, campaign for them under the umbrella of accessibility and inclusion Problem solved!

Amazon Qlch60 Jan 21, 2018

God bless the gender neutral restrooms!

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pandasaspd Jan 21, 2018

Idk where you're from but in many parts of Europe they're even worse re social cues and self awareness. Holland, Germany, Sweden etc is ok though. That may be a new startup, mobile toilet door

Microsoft Arye11 Jan 21, 2018

Don’t know which part of Europe you’ve been to. Maybe some countryside part of Belarus?

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pandasaspd Jan 21, 2018

Lol you prob visited a few days and went back I lived in Europe for years and my image of Europeans as polite and sophisticated faded away real quick and hell no never been to eastern. Really different experience being a tourist and a local though

Wells Fargo 9ej3n4 Jan 21, 2018

What, your shit comes out smelling like roses and emitting rays of sunshine? People shit. Go see a therapist if you are that insecure.

Gen!x XPbr65 Jan 21, 2018

Be less uptight. Many of us have pissed in a toilet hole in Paris. We’ve shit on a porcelain slab in the Netherlands. We’ve stared at wrinkly junk in an Istanbul bath (oh wait, that’s not [real] Europe). Yet, we still love Europe. Why do you think someone is listening to your bodily noises?

VMware playuh Jan 21, 2018

Second that..even indian office toilets have the needed privacy. I guess the toilets here are designed the way so that people don't have sex in them

Gen!x XPbr65 Jan 21, 2018

Since you are grasping at straws at this point why not say it’s a suicide prevention measure after the emptiness of evacuation? Makes about as much sense.

VMware playuh Jan 21, 2018

Nope, you don't need privacy for suicide. Just jump off the building

Microsoft ShortBTC Jan 21, 2018

Nah. It’s just easier to clean.

Oracle HurdNKatz Jan 21, 2018

I totally get it. Just wait until you go to your first American football game and have to pee in a trough

Microsoft UMbR31 Jan 21, 2018

Question: does America have this system to avoid homeless people parking themselves bathrooms and not letting others in? And it slowly became the norm?

Wells Fargo 9ej3n4 Jan 21, 2018

It's cheaper.

Apple Marijuana Jan 21, 2018

It’s definitely true that fancy restaurants, hotels, lounges, etc have full floor to ceiling walls in their restrooms. It’s just much cheaper without them. Cheaper to install and modify, cheaper to clean, cheaper to fix, cheaper to help out if someone OD’s, etc.

Gen!x XPbr65 Jan 21, 2018

Minor anecdote. When Google Glass was first launched, my employer then put large barriers between every urinal.